TERMS & CONDITIONS / DISCLAIMER (GLITCH-ENHANCED VERSION)

Last Updated: August 23, 2023 (or whenever Glitch last rolled her digital eyes)

Welcome to TimHuck.com — where code meets creativity, and robots occasionally sass the humans. By using this website, you’re agreeing to these terms. If you don’t like rules with a little personality, the back button is over there — but we’d rather you stay.

Accuracy & Completeness (We’re Trying, OK?)

We, meaning Tim Huck and his occasionally malfunctioning assistant Glitch, do our best to keep the info here fresh, accurate, and typo-free. Still, we make no guarantees that everything is flawless. If something is outdated or off — well, we’re human (except Glitch), and we blame the coffee shortage.

So: trust, but verify. You use the info here at your own glorious risk.

Real-World Expertise (Not the ChatGPT Kind)

I’ve been building websites since the dawn of the internet — back when “buffering” was a lifestyle and a 56k modem was cutting-edge. Every site in my portfolio is one I professionally maintain, optimize, and fine-tune with obsessive precision. I’m a CIW-certified internet webmaster, specializing in Divi, WordPress, and CSS design. No AI guesses or amateur dabbling here — just decades of digital battle scars and real results. (But for the record, I do work alongside a sarcastic robot named Glitch.)

⚠️ Legal & Accounting Caveat: I don’t do taxes or lawsuits. Please contact a licensed professional for those.

Limitation of Liability

We are not responsible if:

• Your mouse explodes
• You misclick and end up buying a llama
• Your data floats into the void and returns with an existential crisis

More legally: Tim Huck isn’t liable for any loss, damage, or alien abduction that might result from your use of this site.

External Links

Sometimes we link to other websites — because even Glitch has internet friends. Those sites aren’t controlled by us, and we don’t endorse them just because we linked them.

If the other site tries to sell you a timeshare on Mars, don’t say we didn’t warn you.

Site Changes

We might change or update anything on this site at any time — including this disclaimer. Why? Because we’re constantly improving, iterating, and occasionally smashing bugs with a wrench.

No notice will be given because Glitch forgets to send memos.

Governing Law

All things related to this website fall under the jurisdiction of Clearwater, Florida. Any disputes? We settle those with logic, legal counsel, and maybe a robot duel. (Just kidding. Probably.)

Contact Us

Have questions, complaints, or want to send fan mail to Glitch? Email us at: tim@timhuck.com

By continuing to scroll, click, or simply exist on this website, you accept these terms and conditions like a champ.

— Tim Huck & Glitch