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A missing Pterodactyl, a horse faced bat or just another camp fire story that grown ups continue to believe? The Jersey Devil is next up on Creature Feature..

The Jersey Devil is a legendary creature or cryptid said to inhabit the Pine Barrens of Southern New Jersey, United States. The creature is often described as a flying biped with hooves, but there are many different variations. The most common description is that of a kangaroo-like creature with the head of a goat, leathery bat-like wings, horns, small arms with clawed hands, cloven hooves and a forked tail. It has been reported to move quickly and often is described as emitting a blood-curdling scream.

Let’s have a police lineup of scream queens to try and identify exactly how the Jersey Devil Scream sounds like shall we?

How many jokes can we make with that performance?  (I pick the second from the top as the winner) Some sound like they are enjoying a nice O…

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Here is a picture of the Jersey Devil in the wild attempting to reproduce

Alright, I know you came here to see actual videos and pictures of the Jersey Devil but the problem is THERE ISN’T ANY!  However, we do have this lovely drawing …

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Cryptozoology  is a pseudoscience involving the search for animals whose existence has not been proven. This includes looking for living examples of animals that are considered extinct, such as dinosaurs; animals whose existence lacks physical evidence but which appear in myths, legends, or are reported, such as Bigfoot and Chupacabra.

Otherwise known as crackpots, nut jobs and snake oil salesmen that use these fantasy creatures to make money from the masses of idiots who believe in them. Kinda like the Long Island Medium?

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ahh, you didn’t see that one coming did you?

The look on her face is when she actually seen the Jersey Devil in the wild and what it was doing…

It’s not real people!  But to entertain the brain dead here is the real story of the Jersey Devil, it was just a woman with the last name of Leeds, who had her 13th baby and said “Let it be the Devil” as she was sick of the pain of childbirth.  What did she give birth to?  See the video for more explanation….